lyouis: you have a specific time where you think they were wearing buttplugs? i'm curious now aha (: thanks



Allow me to take you on a journey through this magnificent folder.


So here is the video. 

Some people think Louis put his hand on Harry’s back, but no. That is not what happened. This is Harry Styles wearing a buttplug and Louis casually playing with it mid-interview. That is what this is.

Right, so Harry is glassy-eyed and lip-bitey the entire time.


He looks like he’s having trouble focusing and you can see in the beginning of the video he’s fidgeting around.


I’m gonna run you through it because literally wow this happened in real life. We are so blessed to have witnessed this. 

At 0:11 he shifts slightly to look at Zayn and watch how his eyes almost flutter and he slumps slightly as he moves? i’m already sweating

At 0:14 they look over at Liam and Louis catches a glimpse of Harry’s face. They both spend a few seconds clearly trying not to laugh.

At 0:21 when Harry scratches his nose Louis stares at his crotch (boner) for approximately seven millenniums. Then when he’s finished admiring his boyfriend he reaches behind him (0:24) and if you watch his arm closely you can see he actually pushes up. He’s not just resting his arm there. The rest is self explanatory. Just watch how smug Louis is throughout the rest of the video. 

Here are some gifs (not mine):





he shudders as he breathes out lord have mercy on me


You can almost hear Harry gulp as he stares at Louis’ mouth.


Also, this happened once:


I can’t find the gifs of Louis, but there was an interview where he was super squirmy and uncomfortable but looked really turned on. It would ruin your ovaries so you should probably thank me for not sharing. 

So these are things that happened in actual proper real life and that is why it is a glorious time to be alive and shipping Larry.

Here’s the long awaited Louis gif. Get a cold drink ready and prepare your loins. 






ah, yes. after a 13 hour flight to the states, i can finally watch the youtube video that wasn’t available in my own country

July 24 | 11:23 | 211331♥ | miscalypse


i love when old people figure out how to do something on a computer that’s actually really simple but to them it’s like 



FUN STORY: my grandma lives in a city that was currently taken over by drug dealers and gangs and it’s now divided in two and my grandma is the oNLY CITIZEN IN THE WHOLE CITY who can go walking freely through both sides of the town because she used to do community work and feed the poor kids and those gang members were all fed by her so they let her come and go as she wants SO WHAT WE LEARN TODAY IS TO BE FUCKING NICE TO KIDS BC U MIGHT BE DEALING W FUTURE GANG MEMBERS


i find it so incredibly attractive when someone is really good at something, like you can play the violin? damn son. you’re a really talented dj? good for you! i don’t care if you talk to me about quantum physics for an hour straight if i can see the passion in you at some point in that hour i’ll think “whoa, this is really hot.” 




Hey, that last one is just plain wrong. Hats are against dress code.

why the fuck is your first floor the second floor

because it goes ground floor THEN first floor